a few questions

Who told you the truth would be pretty? Who told you that you would like it? Who told you that it would be "fair"?

Who told you that it should be packaged and presented in a fashion more appealing to fringe groups and swing voters? Or that you could choose which version applied to your community?

Who told you that it would be offered in installment plans that you could buy into, a little bit at a time? Or that you could return it if you got it home and discovered it didn't fit your preconceptions?

Who told you that it should be seasoned to your educated palate? Or that you could send it back if it was too hot or too cold?